A scene from the biochem lab

How it should’ve gone:
The Medico is provided with a beaker of urine. She is asked to report the abnormal constituents present in it. The Medico is a genius, you know. She knows the whole biochemistry lab manual by heart! She performs all the tests in a flick of the second. She also performs the advanced tests mentioned in the PG manual. She diagnoses the disease as Acute tubular necrosis. None of her lecturers know this diagnosis. So they take The Medico to the HOD. The HOD performs certain tests and confirms it to be Allergic interstitial nephritis. The Medico then points out the fifth paragraph in the 1543rd page of the Text Book of Biochemistry. On reading it, The HOD gets convinced that The Medico’s diagnosis is right. The HOD weeps with joy and hugs The Medico. He confers upon The Medico the gold medal for Clinical Biochemistry.
How it went:
The Medico was scolded for being late to the lab. The Medico was instructed to go to the toilet and collect the urine sample. Yes people. You heard it right. Medicos use their own urine samples for urine analysis. The Medico got only half a test tube of urine (That’s why they say, don’t empty your bladder the day you have biochem labs). So she borrowed one beaker of urine from her neighbor. The Medico performed the tests and reported proteinuria. The lecturer scorned. The Medico repeated the test and reported ketonuria. The lecturer mocked. The Medico repeated the test for the third time and reported hematuria. The lecturer agreed and gave her a C- for the experiment. Then the lab assistant came over and announced that she had, by mistake, given The Medico the wrong sample and the actual diagnosis is proteinuria. If murder wasn’t a crime, The Medico would’ve killed the lab assistant. Armed with this stunning information, The Medico rewrote her lab record. She was the last to leave the lab.
The Medico loves biochem lab hours- because of the floral smell of ammonia, because of the colorimeter and urinometer which never give the accurate values, because of the water bath that never fails to choke her, because of the unconditional love extended by the staff. Yes, The Medico loves biochem labs. Indeed she does.
This post was first published on google buzz.
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4 thoughts on “A scene from the biochem lab

  1. Netha, You mean to say that your neighbour in the lab had proteinuria?! Or is it that you are provided with another Test solution in which Albumin was added? Enjoyed the read!Riyan.

  2. @ Pulchaadi,We have to provide the urine sample to the lab assistants who will mix contents like protein, sugar etc into it. We are supposed to submit our diagnosis after doing the tests provided in the lab manual.@ Manish,Thanks.

  3. It Happens! I've been through this! And It Was Bit More Horrible When My Practical Record Was Taken Home By A Friend Of Mine Who Had Ma Same Name. .And I Had To Visit The HOD on every practical hours, for over a month, not knwing where my record had gone! Flashback of those practical hours, Sis! 😉

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